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  1. Happy 3rd Birthday, Nintendo Switch!! *Ahem* Spit That Out of Your Mouth Please.

  2. 10 albums I enjoyed in 2018

    According to various sources, I listened to about 70 albums in 2018. Here are 10 I felt like bringing to your attention.

  3. Ready Player Two: WoodenDorks Jordan – August 23rd, 2018

  4. Nintendorks 104: The A.R.G.

  5. Ready Player Two: Alexandork Hamildorks – August 6th, 2018

  6. Nintendorks Radio Episode 103: Fresh. Sweet. Tamarind.

  7. Ready Player Two: A Nintendorks Podcast – July 10th, 2018

  8. Nintendorks Radio 2018 Pizzacast: Dang Rat Thins!

  9. Nintendorks Radio Episode 101: Animal Crossing Battle Royale

  10. Nintendo Switch REVIEW: Bloodstained: Dead and Loving It.

  11. FIRST IMPRESSIONS Nintendo Labo: NOW You’re Playing with Cardboard!!

  12. Toys ‘R Us: Where a Grown Man Can Be a Grown Man Shaking Hands With the Ashes of His Childhood.

  13. The Original Arcade Punch-Out!! Makes its Nintendo Home Console Debut and I’ve Never Felt More Alive.

  14. The Official Nintendorks Top Ten Nintendo Wii Virtual Console Games to Download Before You’re That Thing is D.E.A.D.

  15. 10 albums I enjoyed in 2017

  16. Nintendorks: 100th Episode Extravaganza!

  17. Nintendorks Radio Episode 99: Spider-Man’s Carl Johnson

  18. Nintendorks Radio Episode 98: Girl, You Better Like Those Grapes

  19. Nintendorks Radio Episode 97: StarDON’T Valley

  20. Nintendorks Radio Episode 96: Crank Up Your SNES

  21. Nintendorks Radio Episode 95: Bmano, Come Back

  22. Nintendorks Radio Episode 94: MEMEaM

  23. Nintendorks Radio Episode 93: CJuntasaurus

  24. Nintendorks Radio Episode 92: The 401k of Baron von Klump

  25. Nintendorks Radio Episode 91: The Hour Long Jon-A-Thon

  26. We Are Going to Get an SNES Classic Without Leaving the House

  27. Nintendorks Radio Episode 90: A Marked Improvement

  28. Nintendorks Radio Episode 89: The Gritty Reboot

  29. Harder to buy than an NES Classic: Nintendorks.com

  30. 16 albums I enjoyed in 2016

  31. BREAKING: The Wii Launched in North America 10 Years Ago Today.

  32. The NES Classic Mini is Finally Here!! Unavailable Anywhere on Earth.

  33. Hey Man, This Big Ol’ Animal Crossing: New Leaf Update Just Hit the 3DS!!

  34. NINTENDO SWITCH: Everything was true (except for the fake stuff)

  35. 20 Albums I Enjoyed in 2015

  36. What Did You Play? “Where Have You Been, Jerk?” Edition (August 2015)

  37. Summer Games Done Quick 2015: I Want a Gamer With a Fast Hand.

  38. What Did You Play? I’m a Lazy Jerk Edition (April-May 2015)

  39. NINTENDORKS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS 2015: Today We’re Gonna Play Like it’s 1990 uhhh

  40. What Did You Play? RIP Club Nintendo Edition (March 2015)

  41. REVIEW: Neo Turf Masters: If Loving This Game is Wrong, GUESS WHO’S WRONG.

  42. What Did You Play? Eternal Snow Day Edition (February 2015)

  43. Donkey Kong Country Returns! to Virtual Console

  44. Friday the 13th Release for “New” 3DS XL Spells Bad Luck for Customers

  45. What Did You Play? No Clever Title Edition (January 2015)

  46. Tabletop Review: Super Fantasy Rumble

  47. What Did You Play? December 2014 Year End Wrap-Up

  48. 22 Albums I Enjoyed in 2014

  49. 3DS Review: Fantasy Life

    Sometimes a Fantasy Is All You Need.

  50. What Did You Play? Nobember 2014

  51. The Game Awards 2014: Classy Edition?

  52. REMINDER: You Are Old

  53. What Did You Play? Spooky Smashy Edition (October 2014)

  54. What Have You Been Playing? End of the Summer Drought Edition ’14

  55. New 3DSXL designs, not to be confused with New 3DS

  56. Dok- er, Pokken Tournament, a Pokémon game in the Tekken engine, announced

  57. San Diego Comic-Con 2014 Game Impressions!

  58. Tabletop Review: Compounded

  59. What Did You Play? Everyday I’m shovelin’ (June-July ’14)

  60. PLAYING WITH POWER (Nintendo Toy Impressions): Let’s Have a Look at Those Mario Kart 8 Happy Meal Prizes!

  61. Summer Games Done Quick 2014: Real Nerds Finish Fast.

  62. Comment About Nintendo’s Virtual Console Becomes Celebrated by Nintendorks Staffer

  63. Local Man Drowns in Pool of Liquidated Cartridges

  64. Off the Top of my Head: Rampage Edition

  65. What Did You Play? Uh in the time since the last one Edition (May-ish ’14)

  66. Nintendorks E3 2014 Pizzacast

  67. Nintendo E3 Report (7.10.14): Wii U Owners Stunned With the Announcement of New Games!

  68. Gamecube Controller Adapter for Wii U Announced

  69. Review: Donkey Kong 64

    This bananas is shit.

  70. This Just In: Nintendo Drops Out of the Video Game Scene, Gets Back Into uhMaking Toys.

  71. What Have You Been Playing? RIP Bob Hoskins also Mario Golf and a new Kirby are out! (March and April ’14)

  72. The Game Boy Just Turned 25 and You Know What That Means

  73. Time to Fish Out Your Parent’s Credit Card, Kids. Super Mario Bros. 3 is Now Available on the Virtual Console! Again!

  74. A Slightly Less Than Half Assed Glance at the Nintendo Direct Smash Bros. Presentation (4.8.14)

  75. Review: 3D Galaxy Force II (3DS eShop)

  76. What Did You Play? My Ennui Is Showing (February 2014)

  77. Former Criterion Head Honcho Blames Lack of NFS:MW Wii U Success on EA, Nintendo, God, Kittens, etc.

  78. Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection Shutdown Survival Guide

  79. Donkey Kong Country Returns: Tropical Freeze Review

  80. What Did You Play? Countdown to DKC 20th Anniversary Edition (January 2014)

  81. 20 Albums I Enjoyed In 2013

  82. Iwata & Friends take pay cuts in light of fiscal shortfall

  83. Em Ay Are Eye Oh Aych Oh Are Ess Ee

  84. Two Tribes Games “rebooting” after running out of money

  85. What Did You Play? See you in Hell, 2013! (December ’13)

  86. Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Christmas is Finally Here and There’s Only One Final Track To Go!

  87. Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Boxing Day Eve Eve

  88. Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: MERRY Melodies

  89. Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: It Came Upon a Midnight Clear.

  90. Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Today’s Song is all About Cocaine!

  91. Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Yep. Here’s Some More Mario Music (Last One, Promise)!

  92. Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: I Got Yelled At For Humming This Too Much at Work Today.

  93. Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Jesus Christ, is it Christmas Yet?

  94. Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Go Tell it on th-ehhhh, You Get the Idea.

  95. Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Sonic the Hedgehog and Some Joke About Five Golden Rings!

  96. Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Wii Wiish U a Merry I already feel bad about that pun

  97. Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Happy Birthday!

  98. Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Check Your Calendars, People!

  99. Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: I’ll Beetle Adventure For Christmas.

  100. Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Hark! The Herald DKC.

  101. Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Silent Night Holy FUCKBALLS.

  102. Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: O Little Kart of Mario.

  103. Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Here we come a-WA! WA! wassailing

  104. Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Ice Beaming of a White Christmas.

  105. Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: An unconventional choice, sure

  106. Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: God Rest Ye Merry, Pokemon.

  107. Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Diddy All the Way.

  108. What Did You Play? Nobember 2013

  109. Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Earthbound and Down.

  110. Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Mario’s Christmas Carol.

  111. Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Let’s Kick Things Off With the Pink Puffba- The Whole Thing’s Wrapped Up!!!

  112. Wii U REVIEW: Super Mario 3D World is the Most Fun You Will Ever Have in Your Life.

    That’s The Bad News.

  113. The Legend of Mario: A Link Between 3D Worlds. BOTH GAMES LAUNCH TONIGHT!!!

  114. ATTN NINTENDORKS: Remember Our Old Buddy Scott Delbango?

  115. A Nintendo Direct Presentation Recap (11.13.13) Some New Trailers and Nintendo FINALLY Unifies 3DS and Wii U eShop Accounts!

  116. Are you a teen? Do you love Pottery Barn AND Super Mario 3D World?

  117. Welcome to Post 666: Mark of the Dork. Happy Halloween Everyone!

  118. Another Wii U Bundle, this time with Skylanders

  119. Could “reUmagined” Nintendo 64 HD Games Be on the Way? According to a Rumor on the Internet: Maybe!

    "Fingers Crossed For Superman 64!!!" - Nobody Ever

  120. New Super Mario 3D World Trailer Confirms This Will Be the Greatest Game Forged by Man.

  121. Nintendo gets around to bundling Mario, Luigi with Wii U

  122. Urban Champion is back! In POG form!

  123. Pokemon X and Y Sell FOUR MILLION COPIES IN TWO DAYS. Nintendo Now “Only, Kinda Sorta Doomed.”

  124. Wii U REVIEW: The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker HD (Sooo Many Feelings!!)

  125. A sad day for Nintendorks

  126. Today’s Nintendo Direct Reveals A Confusing as Shit Payment Method For the Upcoming Wii Sports CLUB.

  127. It’s Been Five Years Since The Dark Knight Came Out and Some Nerd Just Made This SNES Video Clip Thing.

  128. NES REVIEW: Summer Carnival ’92 Recca Whaaa?

  129. 3DS Review: Animal Crossing: New Leaf

  130. OFFICIAL: Nintendo Has in NO WAY Confirmed a Zelda Themed Wii U Bundle For the 2013 Holiday Season.

  131. THREE HEAVY DOSES OF STREET FIGHTER II BITCH. SLAP YOUR WII U!! AAAAAAAHHHH!! WHY ARE WE YELLING!?

  132. Time to Party Like it’s 1988: Galaga For the NES Lands on the Wii U’s Virtual Console!

  133. Duck Tales Remastered Hits the eShop To-HEY, WHERE’D YOU GO?

  134. The Mario and Luigi: DREAM TEAM Game For 3DS That Looks Awesome is Out Now and You Should Go Buy It Probably!

  135. No Nintendo System is Safe. Animal Crossing: New Leaf Invades the Wii U. Sort Of.

  136. Tabletop Review: Boss Monster

  137. Even if you have to buy the systems, it is now cheaper to buy Shantae and EarthBound

  138. Tabletop Review: Legendary: A Marvel Deck Building Game

    AKA Gambit: The Board Game feat. Other Good Guys,AKA Gambit: The Board Game feat. Other Good Guys

  139. WII U REVIEW: New Super Mario Bros. Luigi U is More of a New Thing.

  140. Happy 4th Of July, People: What’s More American Than Shooting Down Fighter Jets From the Shitter?

  141. Wii U Virtual Console offering bonus coins for next three days

  142. MORE PINBALL NEWS?!?: Terminator 2 Kickstarter LIVE

  143. Clear your schedule, Ray: Pinball Arcade Wii U timetable revealed

  144. 365 Days of Fame Rolls On. New Super Luigi U is Here!

  145. It’s dangerous to get married alone, take this

  146. Mid-Year Music Roundup

  147. Nintendorks Radio 2013 E3 Pizzacast

  148. Encore! Samus, Link, and Mega Man merch getting a second run

  149. Tabletop Review: The Cave

  150. Super Smash Balls Puree

  151. Official Nintendorks E3 Predictions 2013 All Rights Reserved

  152. Crowdfarting isn’t just for games- it’s also for wait what

    Crowdfart My Part…y Game

  153. Crowdfunding isn’t just for games- it’s also for books about games

  154. SNES REVIEW: Mega Man X (A Visual Guide to My Maiden Voyage).

  155. Sengoku 3, the one you want, out on Wii VC

  156. Club Nintendo Update: Metroids, Tanooki’s and Nipples, OH MY.

  157. Super Mario movie turns 20, Banjo turns 15, you are old and will die alone

  158. Call Me Crazy, But This Virtual Console Deal Doesn’t Make Any Sense:

  159. BREAKING: Nintendo Sells Out, Hops Aboard the Rechargeable Battery Bandwagon.

  160. BEHOLD: The Official “Year of Luigi” 3DS XL is On the Way!

  161. “Conker” & Friends to play Conker’s Bad Fur Day, crack wise

  162. This Animal Crossing: New Leaf Commercial Manages the Unthinkable!

  163. Thursday’s Download: I’m Getting So Sick Of Writing About Kirby.

  164. Tabletop Review: Tammany Hall

    We're burying a lot of votes tonight.

  165. Captain Olimar is DEAD

  166. ATTN Wii U Owners: For 30 Cents, Super Metroid Can Now Be Played on the Crapper!

  167. Hey, The Resident Evil Game That Came Out on 3DS Last Year Now Has A *BORP* Now Has A Free Demo Up For the Wii U Version!

  168. SNES REVIEW: The Video Game based on Jurassic Park: The Movie based on Jurassic Park: The Book.

  169. NES REVIEW: Batman 1989 (The Game Based on the Joker Movie that Didn’t Kill Heath Ledger).

  170. Club Nintendo Update: “You Got Your RPG in My Mario Game!”

  171. Nintendo President Iwata Loses Damn Mind. Implies Game Delays Result in a Higher Quality Finished Product.

  172. Miiverse Can Now Be Accessed Through Any Web Browser. “Should Have Been There Since Day One” Says Internet Stupid Head.

  173. Wii U REVIEW: Need For Speed: Most Wanted Makes F-Zero GX Look Like a Slow Ride to Grandma’s House.

  174. Great Work Boys, However You Skipped Over One VERY Important Detail:

  175. That’s cool and all, Travis, but EARTHBOUND IS COMING TO VIRTUAL CONSOLE

  176. Link to the Past 2: Return to Dark World Manor

  177. CRIME CONNECTION for Android Devices as Well as the iPhone, iPod touch, and iPad Hits Today. Hey, Who’s That Handsome Devil in the Fedora?

  178. This October 25thBATMAN SETS IT OFF On Wii U.

  179. Super Hang-On 3DS Trailer Hits the Internet Today. In Related News, Nintendorks.net Author Weeps With Joy.

  180. 3DS REVIEW: Luigi’s Mansion: Dark Moon is the Best Entry in the Series Since the First One!

  181. A few hours left to bid on Howard Phillips’ NWC cart (and more) *updated*

  182. Tabletop Review: The Great Heartland Hauling Co.

    Ain't she a beautiful sight?

  183. Bless Me Bagpipes, Capcom Announces Duck Tales Remastered for the Wii U!

  184. 3DS REVIEW: Time to Toss Gunman Clive On Top Of Your Backlog.

  185. And the 30 Cent Hits Continue to Land on Wii U: Here’s Comes Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!!

  186. Forum Update

    Now is a good time to enjoy nature!

  187. Tabletop Review: Gloom

    Misery loves family.

  188. Playing With Power: A Look Back at the Gamebuh, Light Boy?

  189. Thursday’s Download: A Metric Assload of Quality Demos and More Hit Every Nintendo Service Today.

  190. Nintendorks Radio Episode 86: DUALSHARK 4

  191. All Aboard, Let’s Go! The Luigi’s Mansion: Dark Moon Hype Train Officially Pulls Out of the Station

  192. Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate Demos Appear on Both Wii U and the 3DS! If You’re Into That Sort of Thing.

  193. Grab Hold of Your Golden Nipples, F-Zero Speeds Onto the Wii U’s Virtual Console!

  194. Do you love Dominion, but hate cardboard boxes?

    Then have I got a storage solution for YOU!

  195. Nintendorks Radio Episode 85: Everybody Loves Rayman

  196. Playing With Power: A Nintendo Toy Review! (Episode One)

  197. Thursday’s Download: No TalkMega Man 2.

  198. Rayman Legends Exclusivity Nothing More Than Foolish Legend

  199. Nintendorks Radio Episode 84: Tag Team Back Again

  200. At Last! A Trine 2: Director’s Cut Update Corrects Those Hideous Visuals.

  201. Hyrule Historia 101: The Legend of Zelda Hardcover is Out Now!

  202. 20 Albums I Enjoyed in 2012

  203. Thursday’s Download: Super C Blasts Right Past the Original Contra and Onto the 3DS.

  204. An In-Depth Look at the Nintendo Direct Presentation (1.23.13) or: MY GOD THE WIND WAKER IN HD IS ON THE WAY.

  205. Heads Up: That Wii U Zombi Game and Fire Emblem on 3DS Have Free Demos Available Now!

  206. Pandora’s Tower coming to North America thanks to XSEED

  207. “Myself, the boy, two droids and no questions asked.” A Super Star Wars SUPER REVIEW.

  208. Nintendo Sells a Lot of Wii U’s, Internet Predicts Total Failure.

  209. Hey somebody should write a Pokémon article because Nintendo just announced the next games

  210. Pikmin 3 Will Be “Balls Hard” Says The Saint Creator, Our Dark Lord Miyamoto.

  211. Pinball Arcade coming to Wii U, proven not to be a dream in new video

  212. A Very Nintendork Christmas Gift Wrap Up!

  213. 3DS Review: 3D Classics TwinBee is Pretty Fun and VERY Strange!

  214. Club Nintendo Shocker! New Crop of Downloadable Games Offer Up a Decent Selection!

  215. Highlights from the final issue of Nintendo Power

  216. “What the!?” The Original NES Ninja Gaiden is Now Available in the 3DS eShop!

  217. Quick Look: Nano Assault Neo is a Game That Someone Might Like.

  218. Tabletop Review: Mr. Jack

    Slipping out the back you counter with a checkmate,Slipping out the back you counter with a checkmate,Slipping out the back you counter with a checkmate

  219. Review: Scribblenauts Unlimited

    More options than necessary

  220. Nintendo Direct: December 5th @ 9 AM PST

  221. Impressions: Trine 2 (Oh, You Pretty Thing).

    Oh, You Pretty Thing

  222. Batman Returns. The Bat. The Cat. The Penguin. The Video Game. The Half-Assed SNES Review.

  223. 300 billion coins collected in New Super Mario Bros. 2; New free DLC to celebrate!

  224. Wii Mini appears to be coming out December 7th

  225. Tabletop Review: Fleet

    Toot toot!

  226. The Kickstarter for Howard Phillips’ Know-It-All did not reach its goal, nobody reports

  227. Review: Retro City Rampage

  228. The Wii U Launched Today and I Somehow Managed to Royally Screw It Up.

  229. Happy Birthday, Shigeru Miyamoto! (Laughs)

  230. Nintendo Finally Reveals What Virtual Console Enthusiasts Have Been Dying to Hear: “Go F#*% Yourselves.”

  231. NEWSFLASH! Wii U Discs Will Reportedly Feature “Rounded Edges.” Internet Explodes.

  232. Win a buttload* of Kid Icarus AR cards from Club Nintendo

  233. BREAKING 2 DAYS AGO: New Shantae game headed to 3DS

  234. An Epic Mickey: Power of Illusion Demo is Available Now For the 3DS and It is A Lot of Fun and Whatnot and So On and So Forth.

  235. I Touched a Wii U Tablet and Here’s What I Think and Stuff.

  236. Nintendo Rolls Out 5,000 Wii U Kiosks to Distract Voters

  237. Nintendo 3DS XL comes out in pink and white with new bundles

  238. Nintendorks Radio Episode 83: Spooky64

  239. Nintendo details totally comprehensible eShop loyalty program

  240. Just When I Thought I Was Out, Burger King Pulls Me Back In.

  241. DEMO: Lego Lord of the Rings is an Adventure in Babysitting

  242. Castlevania: The Adventure and NES Ghosts ‘n Goblins Creep Into Nintendo’s eShop!

  243. Fire Emblem: Awakening trailer

    Awakening in my pants,Awakening in my pants

  244. By the time you read this a new Nintendo Direct will have already happened [UPDATE]

  245. Video surfaces of Faceball 2000 for Virtual Boy

  246. “We’re Gonna Need a Bigger SD Card.” Let’s Take a Quick Look Back at The 3DS Retail Games that Just Made Their Way Into the eShop.

  247. Nintendorks Radio Episode 82: Try Nintendorks Againfor the First Time

  248. ATTN, Club Nintendo Members: Pilotwings For The SNES Is Now “Up” For Grabs!

  249. Older Nintendo 3DS games make it to eShop- ride a damn horse anywhere, anytime

  250. Tabletop Review: Dominion

    Pass the Duchy

  251. Boss Monster

  252. Ghosts ‘n Goblins coming to eShop, responsible for my lack of manliness

  253. REVEAL: You Can Ride a Damn Horse in Scribblenauts Unlimited

  254. I’m taking Garret to dinner

    THEY LOOK SO HAPPY.

  255. IT BEGINS

  256. This Just In: Nintendo Will Soon Be Dropping the Price of their Netflix Player to $130!!

  257. And Now, Please Stand For a Few Words From Our Own Reverend Saint Jbond.

  258. So here’s the deal

  259. BREAKING! Nintendo Has Made a New System and Iwata WANTS ANSWERS.

  260. Nintendorks Radio Episodes 1 – 81

    The Nintendorks Radio RSS feed has changed, and the older episodes are no longer listed in the feed itself. You can find all of the older posts here, though!

  261. Review: Kirby Dream Collection Special Edition.

  262. Smash Brothers? New Tekken Tag Tournament TwiiU trailer shows off costumes

  263. New York Dorks: Nintendo at New York Comic Con (UPDATE: Pokémon meetup event info)

  264. PeTA Valiantly Continues Campaign to Reinvent Beloved Game Franchises as Torture Porn

  265. Retro Game Master: Game Center CX out in English, on DVD

  266. Cave Story: The Post in Which I Ruin This Wonderful Game For You Forever.

  267. Coming Soon: Pokémon Puce and Burnt Sienna!

  268. New Super Mario Bros. 2 Download Packs Are Available Now and I Guess You Should Probably Buy Them if You Want To!

  269. HOLD IT! Anime lawyer’s home saved from demolition for now, but the clock is ticking

  270. The Long-Lost “Pie Factory” Stage From the Original Donkey Kong is Now Available for the Low, Low Price of Just $29.99!!

  271. ATTN: Bronies, Two Days Left to Get Your Own Magical Horse Pokémon

  272. More Retail Titles Make Their Way to the Nintendo eShop and CRASHMOOOO

  273. #studio64 is back! “It’s like a party in my butt, and everyone’s invited!”

  274. Nintendo Officially Announces The 23 Flavors of Wii U Software You’ll Have to Choose From at Launch:

  275. A quick how do ya do

  276. Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the death of Shigeru’s List, and will soon see the end of the Nintendorks.

  277. Tabletop Review: Survive: Escape From Atlantis

    We're going to need a bigger island.

  278. E3: Nintendo shows us some things, some of them are boring

  279. Be Hearing: Iwata reveals various interfaces for Wii U

  280. Nintendo Direct (to the future)

  281. Tabletop Review: Flash Point: Fire Rescue

    Well, I can tell by your game, you're gonna start a flame.

  282. Nintendo Forgets 3DS Needs Help: Makes New Pokémon Games for Old System

  283. Resident Evil: R-E-V-E-L-A-I- ARGH

  284. Centenarian loves Nintendo, mushed food

  285. F/Photo Ph/Friday: LoZ LuLz

  286. 3DS surpasses 4 million units sold

  287. Nintendorks’ Legend of Zelda Timeline

  288. There’s a place in France where the Nintendo DS is used as a tour guide

  289. Kid Icarus release date announced

  290. DRCs: 11-24-11

  291. DRCs: 11-18-11

  292. Tenth Anniversary Memories

  293. DRCs: 11-11-11

  294. No motive to infringe Motiva

  295. DRCs: 10-31-11

  296. 3DS becomes more like a smart phone

  297. DRCs: 10-20-11

  298. For the Very First Time: Aliens Infestation (DS)

  299. DRCs: 10-04-11

  300. DRCs: 09-23-11

  301. DRCs: 09-19-11

  302. DRCs: 09-13-11

  303. DRCs: 09-09-11

  304. DRCs: 09-06-11

  305. My Brief OkCupid Affair With a Goldeneye Wii Clanmember

  306. Nintendorks’ 784 Greatest SNES Games

  307. Thirty Years of Mushrooms: An Interview with Mario

  308. Nintendo Video: Nintendo Has Been Working On This Instead of, You Know, Making Games

  309. You Say You Wanted Some Giant Vinyl Anthropomorphic NES Cartridges? Well, you are in LUCK.

  310. Nintendorks updates

  311. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D

  312. Sony damages door

  313. Robin Williams Has Been Frequenting The Bottle Grotto, I See

  314. A warning about birds

  315. Impressions: Super Mario 3DS and Mario Kart

  316. My Thoughts On The Nintendo Press Event

  317. Nintendo Press Event 2011. Let’s Break The Record.

  318. Nintendo UNDER ASSAULT

  319. Japanese upset with 3DS, may shed tears

  320. CONFIRMED: Nintendo Secures Exclusive Rights to Marketing Phrase “The Bible Guarantees It”

  321. RUMOR: Is This The First Project Cafe Box Art?

  322. The History of Nintendo, Vol I (1889 – 1980)

  323. Fun Media Links: RACISM EDITION

  324. Attention Bullies: Dinner is Served

  325. April Sales Numbers: Nintendo Celebrates 25 Years of Beating the Competition

  326. Fox News is Wrong

  327. DRCs: 05-13-11

  328. Nintendo Hires Scott Moffitt

  329. Phillies Fans chant MOFFITT, MOFFITT at Citizens Bank Park – May 9th 2011

  330. Fans adore Moffitt

  331. EXCLUSIVE: Timeline Leading To Hiring of Scott Moffitt

  332. Nintendorks Board Member DJMatt to Kiss Scott Moffitt

  333. Recently Discovered Photo Shows Moffitt Casually Smoking in Office

  334. Public Pressure Forces Nintendo To Release Moffitt Diploma

  335. Moffitt: Glimmers of Greatness Gather

  336. Vonage strikes back over Moffitt

  337. DRCs: 05-06-11

  338. We will make an offering to Πρεορδερχλεσ, God of Early Game-Buying Decisions

  339. Ching chong kung pao Wii 2

  340. Kevin and Travis: We Can’t Agree

  341. Editorial: the shame of literacy

  342. Travis is Disappointed

  343. Hackers Release 17.5 Trillion Friend Codes

  344. Teach The Controversy, Nintendo Everything

  345. Watch This Nintendo Stuff!

  346. How does OoT look on 3DS?

  347. New “Wii Select” titles – $0.01 Cheaper Than Common Whore

  348. Wii 2 To Be Called the “Nintendo Feel” Maybe

  349. There are no winners here

  350. Donkey Kong Country Returns: Review

  351. When you’ve reached the future, where else is there to go?

  352. Iwata to kill himself to preserve honor

  353. Also, Gorons: An in-depth look at the similarities and differences between Dragon Age 2 and Majora’s Mask

  354. Nintendo still safe to use

  355. Nintendo Pledges to Reveal New Console

  356. The Nintendo 3DS: Quit Your Goddamn Complaining

  357. REALITY

  358. The Nintendo 3DS launches. IN 3D!

  359. Pokémon Black and White

  360. High Voltage Software working on 3DS Conduit title

  361. TOMORROW: A special Nintendo 64 period of remembrance.

  362. Nintendo DS super American best number one

  363. Nintendo is doomed again

  364. Nintendo paints it black

  365. Donkey Kong Country Returns

  366. And in a big Donkey Kong Country

  367. DRCs: 11-19-10

  368. It’s on like Trademark Kong

  369. Nintendo dips into red

  370. DRCs: 10-31-10

  371. News from down under (your mom)

  372. DRCs: 10-17-10

  373. Video game plot summaries

  374. DRCs: 10-14-10

  375. The Hunt for Red Octember

  376. DRCs: 09-18-10

  377. Other M: I went from “ehhh” to “whoa awesome” in 1:57

  378. Nintendo sells games

  379. Nintendo announces 3DS release date release date

  380. What? New article?

  381. Wii Party and Mario Sports Mix: A Comparison

  382. E3 Odds & Ends: Some closing thoughts from Garret

  383. Metroid: That Other Game

  384. Goooood Night, E3

  385. The Legend of Kirbster: Back to Kirbing

  386. Good Night, Day Two

  387. Rock Band 3: The Power of Love

  388. Three Important Moments Today

  389. Aragorn’s Quest: This game isn’t finished yet?

  390. Garret writes a 3DS article so I don’t have to.

  391. NBA Jam: NAMBO JAM

  392. Super Scribblenauts

  393. Conduit 2: Conspiracies for Kids!

  394. Good Night, Day One

  395. E3 Day One Grab Bag

  396. Donkey Kong Country RETURNS

  397. Tournament of Legends: With No Recognizable Legends

  398. The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

  399. GoldenEye Multiplayer Impressions

  400. E3 2010.

  401. WHAT IS THIS?

  402. DRCs: 06-05-10

  403. Nintendorks: E3 2010

  404. Review: Super Mario Galaxy 2

  405. YEEEAAAAH! (Super Mario Galaxy 2)

  406. This Time With Ninjas: A Charity Event to End All

  407. Our Nintendo Life

  408. Review: Pokémon Heart Gold

  409. Nintendo causes multiple orgasms

  410. Review – Rooms: The Main Building (Wii/DS)

  411. Special Report: The Nintendo 3DS

  412. Legend of Zelda, early 90s style

  413. Tri to like Monster Hunter Tri

  414. Nintendo discusses 5th year

  415. Nintendo press conference: An event that happened just now

  416. DRCs: 02-23-10

  417. Nintendo is a Monster

  418. DRCs: 01-26-10

  419. Review: Tatsunoko vs. Capcom (Wii)

  420. DRCs: 01-19-10

  421. PSA: “Metroid Prime Trilogy” weirdly out of print

  422. DRCs: 01-08-10

  423. Hardmode.org Charity Event Begins Friday

  424. Nintendo announces things you can play next year

  425. Your Hearts: This Will Melt Them.

  426. Review: Nostalgia (DS)

  427. Review: Need for Speed Nitro (DS)

  428. Review: Scene It? Bright Lights! Big Screen! (Wii)

  429. Nintendo succeeds, fails

  430. Nintendo sells essentially the same thing for like fourth time

  431. A New Chance at Happiness: New Super Mario Bros. Wii

  432. Review: Band Hero (DS)

  433. DRCs: 11-10-09

  434. Five Things I Always Forget About Star Fox 64 And Then Remember, To My Surprise and Delight

  435. Impressions: Lego Rock Band (Wii, 360, PS3)

  436. Nintendo denies existence of, confirms new giant DSi

  437. DRCs: 10-27-09

  438. Nintendo announcement: Bikes to be exciting again!

  439. Defending Super Mario Bros. The Movie

  440. DRCs: 10-20-09

  441. Deep Fishing

  442. Review: Dead Space: Extraction (Wii)

  443. DRCs: 09-29-09

  444. “Wii Sports Resort” Price Increase Creates Savings

  445. Review: Spyborgs (Wii) – Half spy, half.. borg?

  446. Muramasa: The Demon Blade

  447. $199 Wii price drop coming – WHAT ELSE IS NINTENDO HIDING?

  448. Nintendo unveils gargantuan Wii/DS release list

  449. Quick Impressions: Scribblenauts (DS)

  450. DRCs: 09-14-09

  451. Apple Challenges Nintendo to Duel, Sony Cries

  452. Review: The Beatles: Rock Band (Wii, 360, PS3)

  453. PAX 2009: No More Heroes Desperate Struggle Impressions

  454. PAX 2009: Gaming for Kids, or, Are Friend Codes Necessary?

  455. PAX 2009: This Guy Likes Wii Ware

  456. PAX 2009

  457. DRCs: 08-31-09

  458. Impressions: Deca Sports 2

  459. Beginning my Trek up the Cursed Mountain

  460. DRCs: 08-24-09

  461. Nostalgia, Nintendo, and Crushed Dreams: Or How I Grew Up and Hated the Oldies

  462. One More Flipnote. And that’s it.

  463. The Complete Setlist for The Beatles: Rock Band, minus one song

  464. Listen to Kevin

  465. Flipnote Studio: FREE AND AWESOME

  466. In Brief: Sega on the future of “hardcore” Wii games

  467. DRCs: 08-01-09

  468. The Top 20 Best Ever GameCube Games Ever

  469. DRCs: 07-28-09

  470. Wii Sports Resort

  471. If Only Two Images Could Explain My Feelings About This Year’s Comic Con

  472. Impressions: Little King’s Story (Wii)

  473. DRCs: 07-20-09

  474. The Rocketeer

  475. Review*: Ghostbusters (Wii)

  476. The Complete Nintendorks 2009 E3 Experience Extravaganza TM

  477. DRCs: 06-30-09

  478. DRCs: 06-25-09

  479. Into the Dragon’s Lair

  480. Guitar Hero On Tour: Modern Hits

  481. DRCs: 06-22-09

  482. Nintendo: Putting Prima out of business since 2009

  483. When games take away persistence and perseverance

  484. DRCs: 06-11-09

  485. Random E3 Leftovers: Final Tournament Edition XXI

  486. Brütal Legend

  487. DRCs: 06-08-09

  488. Impressions: Mass Effect 2

  489. Such a thing that once was Rome: Battle Tanx

  490. Impressions: Alan Wake

  491. Impressions: Halo 3 Colon ODST

  492. DRCs: 06-05-09

  493. Travis’ Scraps From E3

  494. Good Night, Day Three Of E3

  495. At the End of the End

  496. Swords Can Regenerate!

  497. The Beatles Rock Band Revisted

  498. New Zelda better be this gorgeous in actual gameplay

  499. Wii Sports Resort: Impressions The Second

  500. Impressions: The Beatles Colon Rock Band

  501. DRCs: 06-04-09

  502. Virtua Tennis vs. Grand Slam Tennis

  503. How am I supposed to Nitro when there’s only two buttons?

  504. Good Night, Day Two Of E3

  505. Travis Fails at Video Games: Tiger Woods 10

  506. Quick Impressions! Heroic jockeying of discs! The smashing of spans! Blurcars!

  507. Scribblenauts

  508. EA Sports Grand Slam Tennis

  509. DRCs: 06-03-09

  510. COP, TMNT Smash Up, Aragorn’s Quest and other pals

  511. Wii Fit Plus

  512. Some Sort of Red Steel 2 Pun

  513. Travis says, “I like The Conduit.” More as it develops.

  514. Good Night, Day One Of E3

  515. Flipbook Studio and the Hunt for the Blood Orchid

  516. An Intimate Afternoon With The Conduit

  517. Impressions: Wii Sports Resort (Part the First!)

  518. New Super Mario Bros: Wii

  519. A Guy Talked A Lot at the Cursed Mountain Booth

  520. Quick Impressions: Tiger Woods Motion Plus, Split Second, Army of Two PSP

  521. Dead Space: Extraction

  522. Nerds, Fighting-Game Fans Rejoice as Obscure Anime Company Vs. Capcom Officially Comes To U.S.

  523. My Shattered Memories of Silent Hill

  524. Quick Impressions

  525. DRCs: 06-02-09

  526. Nintendorks E3 2009: IT BEGINS

  527. E3 2009

  528. Printed Games Journalism: The Revenge

  529. Gladiator A.D. is Bloody, Will Sell

  530. Punch-Out!!

  531. The Nintendorks Are Going To E3 2009

  532. Consider Our Twats: An exciting new way to recycle content

  533. Developers of Where’s Waldo (NES) to Release Wii Title

  534. DRCs: 05-14-09

  535. DRCs: 05-05-09

  536. Good Night, Day Three Of E3

  537. Wii HD?

  538. Oh god, the humanity! The forums are back online!

  539. Earth Day be Damned: 6 Planets Ruthlessly Scorched in Nintendo Games

  540. Nintendorks Presents: Super Mario Bros.

  541. Rhythm Heaven

  542. TV celebrities do no justice to Punch Out

  543. DRCs: 04-16-08

  544. Wii MotionPlus to be $20, come out June 8, Wii Sports Resort July 26

  545. Time to twit our twats off

  546. DRCs: 04-06-09

  547. The DSi is Freaking Weird

  548. DSi-ware (is that whare we’re calling it?) launch day lineup

  549. Bit.Trip Beat

  550. You are going to buy a DSi.

  551. DRCs: 03-26-09

  552. My Nintendo GDC Keynote Impressions

  553. Wii system update actually worth installing

  554. If There Is One Nintendo-Themed Image You See Today

  555. New releases for this week AND last week

  556. Impressions: Henry Hatsworth in the Puzzling Adventure

  557. Chinatown Wars is Maybe Racist?

  558. DRCs: 03-17-09

  559. I Don’t Want To Suck Anymore AtStreet Fighter II

  560. Deal: Animal Crossing City Folk for $30

  561. Capcom Announces One Sort-Of New Game Out Of Three for Wii

  562. Excitebots Is Throwing Around The Word “Super” Like It’s 1992/1993

  563. Chainsaw arms! (Releases for the week of March 10)

  564. DRCs: 03-10-09

  565. A History of Home Cookin’

  566. A Boy And His Blob remake announced; jellybean futures hit all-time high

  567. DRCs: 02-27-09

  568. Nintendo announces new “Excite” game, Punch-Out!! coming May 18

  569. DS Game Review Round-Up

    Disgaea DS, MOON, and Retro Games Challenge!

  570. Namco Star Wars, Part II

  571. This Update is Only for EKDS5k

  572. Looking to the Future (and the present!)

  573. DRCs: 02-19-09

  574. Namco Star Wars, Part I

  575. DSi to hit US on April 5, $170

  576. Screenshots from an alternate present

  577. Three Games That I Am Looking Forward To

  578. EA notices Wii selling, announces games; new Boom Blox, Dead Space port

  579. Indiana Jones and the FMV of Destiny

  580. Review: Ninjatown (DS)

  581. My Favorite Games Of 2008

  582. Chrono Trigger DS Impressions

  583. Wii Remote Used As Yet Another Tool For Enslaving Robots

  584. Club Nintendo (the noun, not the verb)

  585. November NPD: Software edition

  586. November NPD: Holy Motherfucking Jesus that’s a lot of Wiis

  587. Famitsu details Gamecube Wii-makes

  588. USA Club Nintendo Quietly Gets Set For Email Deluge: “How Do U Get Coins?”

  589. Virtual BoyHomebrew?

  590. Wood, grain coming to DS with “Catan: Dealings in Sheep”

  591. DRCs: 12-02-08

  592. Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia

  593. First hand experience is overrated

  594. Happy Birthday, Nintendo Wii

  595. The ongoing labyrinthine saga of music game DLC on Wii

  596. We don’t take kindly to you big city rehashers.

  597. October sales numbers released

  598. People Still Read Magazines?

  599. Incredible Internet Channel improvement incoming

  600. Moon Being Delayed Allows Me To Gripe About Nintendo

  601. With No Regard To Public Opinion, Nintendorks Staffer Makes News Post Concerning Castlevania: Judgment

  602. New Old Games: Past Couple of Weeks

  603. DSi Browsing Not Actually Fixed. Great Job!

  604. DRCs: 10-28-08

  605. Miyamoto: peace sells, but who’s buying?

  606. Castlevania and the Book of Ecclesiastes

  607. DRCs: 10-24-08

  608. Rock your skin off

  609. Wii Rock Band 2 to be as good as Wii Rock Band can possibly be

  610. “Evoking fear is, in itself, an art form ”

  611. Defending the Virtual Boy

  612. DRCs: 10-16-08

  613. New Old Games: The Last Two Weeks (Cliche Edition!)

  614. Impressions: Samba de Amigo

  615. Nintendo races toward digital distribution, hits self with red shell

  616. DRCs: 10-07-08

  617. Fuckton of news bits, press conference edition

  618. DRCs: 10-02-08

  619. Super News Blow Out 64

  620. New Old Games: September 29

  621. My Time With a Brother and His Arms

  622. DRCs: 09-30-08

  623. Nintendo Should Not Make A New DS

  624. I Prefer Impressions Shaken, Not Stirred

  625. DRCs: 09-25-08

  626. New Old Games: The Last Two Weeks

  627. DRCs: 09-23-08

  628. Terrible Marketing / Clever Marketing

  629. Mega Man 9’s intruigingly “modern” pricing scheme

  630. New Old Games: Random Update

  631. I’ve Died Nine Times

  632. Impressions: Korg DS-10 Synthesizer

  633. I Am Playing A Game! Maybe You Might Like It

  634. DRCs: 09-16-08

  635. Casual Anger

  636. NPD software sales: America’s football boner has been sated

  637. NPD hardware sales: Nintendominiation continues

  638. ‘Disaster: Day of Crisis’ actually coming out, but not in the US (yet?)

  639. DRCs: 09-09-08

  640. New Old Games: September 8

  641. A Super Race

  642. A Wireless Classic Controller? I’m Listening

  643. New Old Games: September 1st

  644. What is Spore Creatures?

  645. Yes! More Of This, Please. I Cannot Get Enough Jeff Foxworthy.

  646. DRCs: 08-28-08

  647. New Bomberman too bad I have to delete games to play it.

  648. New releases for the week of 8/26

  649. DRCs: 08-26-08

  650. Strategy First Titles Come to the DS Last

  651. DRCs: 08-25-08

  652. New Old Games: August 25

  653. DRCs: 08-22-08

  654. DRCs: 08-21-08

  655. “So frightening you’ll cry blood from your own eyes.”

  656. DRCs: 08-20-08

  657. Whoa, My Wii Plays DVDs! Through Magic/Homebrew/A Pact With Satan

  658. Nintendo, Destroyer of Worlds

  659. DRCs 08-19-08

  660. Nintendorks is full of culture and art and stuff.

  661. DRCs: 08-18-08

  662. New Wii Game “KORE” Mercifully Promises Only Three Minigames

  663. Defending The Power Glove

  664. July NPD: Experts say Nintendo selling “fuck-ton” of stuff

  665. If a Z-targets when no one is around

  666. Former SCEE boss says stuff

  667. New Old Games: August 11

  668. DRCs: 08-12-08

  669. New releases for the week of 8/11

  670. I Guess Bioware May Make DS Games Possibly

  671. Microsoft Waggles Genitals At Nintendo, Slams Wii Gimmickry

  672. Rock Band 2 for Wii may have “features”

  673. Capcom Continues To Prove That Yes, They Get It

  674. New releases for the week of 8/4

  675. What a Wonderful Year to Have a Curse

  676. New Old Games: August 4 Revised

  677. New Old Games: August 4

  678. NOW the iPhone is worth waiting for. Maybe.

  679. Nintendo Experimenting With Dark Technology

  680. Korean MMO Comes to DS (sort of)

  681. New releases for the week of 7/28

  682. Nintendo Sues Pirates, Inadvertently Leads Me To Discover The Joy of DS Homebrew

  683. DRCs: 07-29-08

  684. New Old Games: July 28

  685. Comcast offers free Wii so you don’t have to watch cable

  686. Wii Ware Expectant Mother of Precocious Classic Games

  687. Sony Kills Africans (and you can help!)

  688. Reggie acknowledges Wii storage problem, continues to offer no solution

  689. New releases for the week of 7/22

  690. Wait, What Australia?

  691. New Old Games: July 21

  692. Nintendorks Roundtable: E3 2008 Edition

  693. You know what?

  694. Review: Gyrostarr (Wii)

  695. Wii surpasses 360 in North America, staffers too busy playing 360 to write article

  696. Tecmo Bowl for the DS Misses The Point Entirely

  697. Donkey Kong 3D Announced

  698. DRCs: 07-17-08

  699. Ancient, reanimated game to see Wii re-release

  700. “We’re making Pikmin.”

  701. In case you missed Nintendo’s E3 press conference

  702. Animal Crossing the Line

  703. Kirby Super Star Ultra and Rhythm Heaven Unceremoniously Announced

  704. New releases for the week of E3 so who cares about new releases

  705. New Old Games: July 14

  706. Nintendo Unveils the Equivalent of the “Expansion Pak” for the Wii Remote

  707. Taboo: The Sixth Sense – Lifting the Veil of Time and Predicting E3

  708. Shocking Updates From Dorkfest ’08!

  709. The Good, The Bad, and The Missing: 01

  710. Hooker Inflation is Ruining Our Economy

  711. Civilization Revolution

  712. Nintendo patents new Gamecube controller for Wii

  713. DRCs: 07-10-08

  714. Wii is totally for kids–kids who love playing Beer Pong

  715. In This Article, We Make The Only Mention Of Rhapsody For The Nintendo DS You Will See On This Site

  716. Good Idea, Bad Idea With Activision

  717. Nintendorks Chatter Presents: Captain Rainbow

  718. Rock Band 2 confirmed for Wii this year

  719. Lost Winds

  720. Konami Continues to Crush Dreams

  721. Namco Bandai Preparing to Spin More Yarns–Er, Tales

  722. New Harvest Moons to feature yellow wonderfuls, sexual choices

  723. Review: Ninja Five-O (GBA)

  724. New releases for the week of July 7

  725. New Old Games: July 7

  726. Two plus two is more

  727. Young starlets on beach love Wii

  728. Guitar Hero Public Service Announcement

  729. DRCs: 07-03-08

  730. Now This Is What I Call a DS Port

  731. New Old Games: July 30

  732. Chrono Trigger DS (Possibly) Announced Via Useless and Banal Countdown Site; Readers Ask “Why Don’t You Treat Us Like We’re Not Eight?”

  733. I just listened to at least 4 hours of Nintendorks Radio

  734. Mario Kart Wii

  735. What is this “DVD” I keep hearing about?

  736. DRCs: 06-27-08

  737. Plucky New Staffer Makes First News Post

  738. Review: Pinball Hall of Fame: The Williams Collection

  739. There Is Be New Blood

  740. DRCs 06-17-08

  741. DRCs 06-10-08

  742. There Will Be New Article (singular)

  743. There Will Be New Blood

  744. DRCs: 06-02-08

  745. And still another reason not to eat at McDonald’s

  746. Review: Boom Blox

  747. Chris attends final leg of Nintendo’s Driving School Tour

  748. Guy makes giant NES controller

  749. DRCs 05-14-08

  750. DRCs 05-06-08

  751. DRCs 04-29-08

  752. DRCs 04-23-08

  753. Baseball Prospectus projects Mario to finish with a 64.2 VORP

  754. DRCs 04-18-08

  755. And the 5 bonus Wii Rock Band songs are

  756. DRCs 04-15-08

  757. Nintendo is touring small fraction of U.S.

  758. DRCs 04-10-08

  759. DRCs 04-08-08

  760. Nintendo may meet demand, sell more product

  761. DRCs 04-07-08

  762. DRCs 04-04-08

  763. GameStop profits rise, vaguely Nintendo related

  764. Holy crap, look behind you!

  765. DRCs 04-01-08

  766. The Master System of your domain.

  767. WRCs 03-29-08

  768. DRCs 03-26-08

  769. Ryan wants to see your penis

  770. PS2’s Rock Band announced for the Wii

  771. Nintendo cares…

  772. Old news: the elderly love Wii

  773. Internet radio is the wave of the past

  774. Nintendo named “King of the Jews”

  775. No news is good news

  776. EA promises not to fire developers

  777. Internet loves the radio star

  778. Disney plans own version of Rock Band

  779. Japan Loves the Wii!

  780. Chat your ass off at #studio64

  781. I am not Eric

  782. Hey looky here.