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Impressions Reviews

Aug 24, 2014 0

San Diego Comic-Con 2014 Game Impressions!

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San Diego Comic-Con has come and gone, and thank God / I miss it already [NOTE: This article has been sitting on the shelf for a few weeks. I’ve just decided to publish it under Musings since I’m too lazy to add pictures and it’s perhaps no longer timely.] As everyone knows, the convention has expanded its scope beyond comics for some years now, and video games are always a part of that, making SDCC the first opportunity for regular folks to get hands-on time with some of the games shown at E3 a month prior. It seemed as though the convention center itself did not have much in the way of games on display compared to previous years, and this was no doubt partly due to several companies complementing their booths larger “gaming lounges” in the neighboring hotels, where they were open to the general public in addition to Con attendees. Nintendo have had their own lounge for the last few years, in fact, and this year was no different.

I played some games there! Read about it!

Feb 23, 2014 0

Donkey Kong Country Returns: Tropical Freeze Review

This fucking game doesn’t want to play in my Wii.

Wait do I need to buy that controller thing?

FUCK.

Jun 8, 2013 0

SNES REVIEW: Mega Man X (A Visual Guide to My Maiden Voyage).

This is pretty embarrassing to admit, but up until last week I’d never laid my hands on a Mega Man X game before. I guess growing up I’d just written the entire franchise off as some crap spinoff of the main MM series ala’ Battle Network or whatever but I couldn’t have been more wrong! Not long after downloading the first installment through the Wii U Virtual Console I discovered that this game is unbelievably awesome and as close to perfectly balanced as I can imagine. On one hand I certainly deserve to feel like an idiot for such a massive oversight but on the other, it’s one hell of a solid past me did for now me because I can’t put this thing down. In fact, I’ve been borderline obsessed enough to document the entire experience via screenshots through miiverse (snarky comments included) and now that my first of what I’m sure will be many playthroughs is all wrapped up, I’ve decided to share them with you! Isn’t that sweet?
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Dec 4, 2012 2

Impressions: Trine 2 (Oh, You Pretty Thing).

So, yeah. These are impressions instead of a full on review because constantly wiping drool off of my gamepad has made it a little rough to get very far in the game. Christ, this game is gorgeous. The background lighting and details make Muramasa‘s own look like some autistic 6-year old fucking around in flipnote. The basic setup is this: You control a trio of characters consisting of Gandalf, some chick archer and an armored knight (that looks a lot like the ones Link takes on in Wind Waker) on a platform puzzle-ridden sidescrolling quest to do something I guess. Like I said, I haven’t really made it that far. What’s really cool is that you can toggle between each of these guys on the fly. Tear apart some oncoming enemies using the knight’s sword, shoot open some ropes holding up a critical beam with that broad’s bow and arrow, or use the force with the wizard to create and strategically maneuver blocks that help you jump across chasms and whatnot. It’s really fun and clever but I can’t keep myself from starting my file over and over to savor every visual detail because again, this is one of the most flatout beautiful games I have ever seen. Here, have a look for yourself while I go hit a cold shower.
Click this and hum along to the theme from Brain Games with me.

Feb 8, 2012 Comments Off on Resident Evil: R-E-V-E-L-A-I- ARGH

Resident Evil: R-E-V-E-L-A-I- ARGH

Resident Evil: Revelations was released for the 3DS yesterday and I bought it.
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Oct 16, 2011 Comments Off on For the Very First Time: Aliens Infestation (DS)

For the Very First Time: Aliens Infestation (DS)

I’ve always been a fond of the giantbomb Quick Looks, and some Let’s Play videos are occasionally amusing.
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Jun 21, 2011 Comments Off on The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D


Over the weekend, Nintendo released the long-awaited 3D remake of Ocarina of Time, what is considered by many (not me!) as the best entry in the Legend of Zelda series. I wasn’t able to get my copy until today due to a shipping error (that prevented me from getting my hands on the soundtrack! NICE JOB), but now I have it! And I’ve been playing it!

And it’s great! On the other side of the jump I will take this general statement and attempt to defend it! COME JOIN ME. (Also there is a video showing a neat Mario-themed easter egg within the game.)

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Jun 8, 2011 Comments Off on Impressions: Super Mario 3DS and Mario Kart

Impressions: Super Mario 3DS and Mario Kart


All right, complaineteers, the 3DS’s childhood has been a little rough. Like, it’s a little unsettling that people are listing “System Settings” as their favorite thing to do on the new system. Pilotwings Resort was neat, but short. The recent release of the Virtual Console has been a welcome relief for the two weeks between now and when Ocarina of Time 3D comes out, but all in all, it’s like finding a few more drops of water in your canteen when you probably should not have been put in the desert to begin with.

So, Nintendo’s information-dump yesterday about their upcoming first-party 3DS titles is just what I want to hear. We’re getting Star Fox 64 3D in September, followed by Kid Icarus: Uprising, Mario Kart, Super Mario 3DS, and eventually Luigi’s Mansion. Each of these titles was on display outside of the Nokia Center, and I headed towards two of the titles I was most interested in, Super Mario 3DS, and Mario Kart. Each title was featured in a tent, where dudes and ladies attached to 3DSes stood on platforms (that put their crotches uncomfortably close to your face) and allowed play of the new games. People stood in line outside of the tent, but I quickly realized that the only reason they were in line is that people are dumb, so I skipped the line, ran around to the back side of the tent, and got on a 3DS lickety-split. Sorry, suckers!

Hit that jump for some impressions!
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