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Aug 1, 2017 0

Nintendorks Radio Episode 89: The Gritty Reboot

AND WE’RE BACK!

Some show notes:

  • This episode is dedicated to the memory of C.J. Mittica, who is alive and well, but we just didn’t remember to mention him in this podcast.
  • Carl Johnson appeared as an extra in Spider-Man (2002)
  • Blast Corps (pronounced like an apple “core”) was an N64 game made by Rare
  • Spearmint Rhino is a notorious Gentleman’s Club in L.A.
  • The Inn Towne Hotel was located at 913 S Figeroa St in L.A.
  • Nintendojo.com is now closed, but a core group of fans are huddled together at Nintendojo.net

Enjoy!

Love,

Justin, Eric, and Brandon

 

P.S – In the header image – Left: The Olsen Twins, Scott Fink. Left Bottom: C.J. Mittica (covering Mr. Face).  Middle: Brandon Dehart, Jonathon Miller, Scott Delbango, [Friend of Jonathon], Carl Johnson, Justin Whirledge, Eric Denney, Drew Carey.  Middle (bottom row): Scott Fink, [Friend of Jonathon].  Right: Eric Denney, Peter Main (holding Nintendorks Condom)

May 24, 2011 Comments Off on CONFIRMED: Nintendo Secures Exclusive Rights to Marketing Phrase “The Bible Guarantees It”

CONFIRMED: Nintendo Secures Exclusive Rights to Marketing Phrase “The Bible Guarantees It”

Days after members of the Family Radio Church of Methuselah Christ were raptured up to heaven, Nintendo’s marketing team secured the exclusive worldwide rights to the phrase “The Bible Guarantees It.” The phrase, which is considered an “airtight argument to buy” among retail circles, will be featured in a starburst graphic on all packaging Nintendo releases in Q4 of 2011.
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May 24, 2011 Comments Off on RUMOR: Is This The First Project Cafe Box Art?

RUMOR: Is This The First Project Cafe Box Art?

Pictured Above: Rumored Box Art for Project Cafe game “Cooking Mama Cafe Cafe™”

According to this post at the NeoGAF forums, you are looking at the first leaked box art for a Project Cafe game.
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May 17, 2011 Comments Off on Fun Media Links: RACISM EDITION

Fun Media Links: RACISM EDITION

HELLO, WELCOME BACK AGAIN FOR ANOTHER FUN TRIP DOWN NINTENDO MEDIA LANE.

DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE RACIST NINTENDO VIDEOS???

ALLOW ME TO SHOW THEM TO YOU:

1) IN THIS VIDEO, SOMEONE HAS TAKEN BELOVED NINTENDO CHARACTERS AND RE-APPROPRIATED THEM TO MAKE FUN OF MEXICANS

2) THIS VIDEO BLATANTLY MAKES FUN OF WHITE PEOPLE

3) THE FOLLOWING VIDEO ASSERTS THAT BLACK PEOPLE ENJOY MATH

4) I HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY THAT THIS VIDEO DISPARAGES MEXICANS OF ASIAN DESCENT

5) WHY WOULD HARRY POTTER HATE MUSLIMS??

6) AGAIN WITH THE HISPANICS

7) CLEVERLY EDITED VIDEO SHOWS BLACK PEOPLE DRIVING POORLY

8) And the last thing I found was this cool collection of VirtualBoy and Sega Master System 3D images that you can view in 3D on your 3DS.
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May 17, 2011 Comments Off on April Sales Numbers: Nintendo Celebrates 25 Years of Beating the Competition
May 10, 2011 Comments Off on EXCLUSIVE: Timeline Leading To Hiring of Scott Moffitt

EXCLUSIVE: Timeline Leading To Hiring of Scott Moffitt


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Nintendorks.com has an exclusive timeline which details the significant steps leading up to the recent hiring of Scott Moffitt as EVP of Sales & Marketing for Nintendo. Our tireless research has uncovered key information that other sources have overlooked.

Hit this link to check out the full timeline:
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May 10, 2011 Comments Off on Recently Discovered Photo Shows Moffitt Casually Smoking in Office

Recently Discovered Photo Shows Moffitt Casually Smoking in Office


Above: Incoming Nintendo EVP of Sales & Marketing Scott Moffitt smoking in office.

Details are scarce right now, but a Google image search turns up hundreds of possible Scott Moffitts.
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May 10, 2011 Comments Off on Public Pressure Forces Nintendo To Release Moffitt Diploma

Public Pressure Forces Nintendo To Release Moffitt Diploma


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After weeks of complaints, Nintendo today released Scott Moffitt’s official diploma from Arizona State University. The scanned document, which doesn’t at all look fake, proves that Moffitt graduated from ASU with a degree in “Financializing and Proffitts.” A Nintendo spokesman made clear that the company hopes this resolves any controversy about the diploma.

Click below to see the entire official diploma:

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