Today’s selection, unlike reclining nude in your grandmother’s living room waiting for her to come back from grocery shopping so you can yell “SURPRISE!”, or even imagining such a thing, is wholly appropriate. Get your stockings in position, and then hang big socks by the fireplace, because it’s Christmas Eve, and someone’s about to drop a load on you!
Christmas may be all about giving and a bunch of other warm, humanity-affirming garbage, but Christmas Eve is all about ACQUIRING STUFF, at least in Animal Crossing, where all holidays are just an excuse to get more unique furniture. Well, that and listen to some rad tunes that only appear once a year, and this is a particularly nice one. I get the warm fuzzies listening to it. In fact, I might be crying.
I usually am.
Advent calendars usually have 24 doors in them, but
we fucked up we love you, so there’s one final entry for tomorrow. What could it possibly be? Take your best guess- it’s probably right!