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It’s dangerous to get married alone, take this

Zelda and Link, sitting in a deku tree...

Longtime friend of the website, Emily (a.k.a. spritegoddess), has recently become engaged. Boring! But wait, what if her engagement ring had a Nintendo flair to it? Interested now? No? Well, whatever, feast your eyes on this.

Yes, it is true, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, 3.6 Americans per 1,000 go through a divorce, and yes, it is sort of odd that the CDC keeps such statistics, but we have faith that such an inventive and fun approach to an engagement will ensure a long, happy, and sexually active marriage.

To view more photographs of the ring, click this link (after pausing your XHamster video) and take a gander.